WIMBLEDON, England — About the only thing that made Maria Sharapova flinch during her Wimbledon quarterfinal was the streaker prancing around on court.
Rumor has it that Maria Sharapova was heard to mutter, “The last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it….”
Uh…Mr Lantinga? The ’70s called, and they want their cheap, overdone publicity stunt back. Man, of all the silly, overdone crys for help, nothing says…
I’M AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!
…quite like taking off your clothes off and prancing around to (as he steals David Niven’s classic line) “display his shortcomings.”
Off the top of my head, I can’t think of anything more likely to make me lose my appetite faster than watching a pasty-white, out of shape male prancing around wear only socks and sneakers. There are some things that are still best viewed only behind the privacy of closed doors and shuttered windows…and Sander Lantinga’s little soldier should most definitely be included on that list.
Eww…so much for breakfast….
