Michelle Malkin Skipping Rope, Trampolining, Dancing, Declaiming Tree Huggers, & More
In celebration of World Jump Day…. Sadly, she fails to squeeze in a defense of internment camps. And I don’t think she calls anyone a “moonbat” or a “wingnut.” But tomorrow is another day.
Thank GOD we can count on a superior intellect like Fraulein Konzentrationlager to save us from the “junk science” behind “World Jump Day”…which was this past Thursday- and no, I didn’t jump. I was kinda busy, don’tcha know….
Nonetheless, I always look forward to seeing or reading the wisdom of Fraulein Konzentrationlager as she whips herself into a frenzy against whatever Liberal threat her radar has locked onto on that particular day. There’s nothing quite like experiencing the force that is Fraulein Konzentrationlager, a “Kill-‘em-all-let-God-sort-‘em-out” Republican if ever there was one, as she lays out the truth for us uninitiated and unschooled sorts.
I really can't see what in the world this has to do with Michelle Malkin.
Treehugger.com first began "discussing" World Jump Day in April of last year. Over 100 million people had already signed up for it.
Some of these well meaning bufoons were so seriously fooled that they spoke out against Jump Day out of fear that an "over correction" of Earth's orbit could lead to global destruction.
I'm certain that the failure of Global Jump Day resulted in a lot of very disppointed people, so I figure I'll cheer them up by inventing Global Hold Your Breath Day.
Just imagine how much carbon dioxide emmisions could be redueced if half a billion tree huggers held their breath for 24 hours!