OK, so some of y’all may have been doing this for years, and perhaps this exposes me as the horrible nerd that I admittedly, but I had an epiphany last night. I ORDERED PIZZA OVER THE INTERNET. Who says the Internet is the instrument of Satan (et tu, Kinky??)? Who says the Internet isn’t an amazing and incredibly useful tool?
I am now a proud member of PizzaHut.com, and yes, membership really DOES come with privileges. Not only was I able to order my pizza EXACTLY the way I wanted it, I was able to do it in complete avoidance of any human contact whatsoever. I didn’t have to deal with a human being until the delivery person arrived- which, I might add, took all of 30 minutes. Man, is this a great country or what??
No man is an island? Yeah, right….
Yes, it would seem that the Internet is finally realizing it’s potential. Of course, some of y’all might not agree until you can order a call girl who comes with Yankees tickets, but my standards are a bit lower…and I’m married.
Man…we just LOVE technology, don’t we??
