TEEN GOES NUCLEAR: He creates fusion in his Oakland Township home
I know that some of you come to TPRS looking for the 2007 Nude Curling calendar from Ana Arce. Still others are here because you’re looking to indulge a yen to play naked soccer. Of course, if you’re like the vast majority of people who find their way to TPRS, you’re really only here for the naked pictures of Ann Coulter.
Sorry, but I’m fresh out. What we DO have ‘round these parts are teenagers creating nuclear fusion in their basements. Man, did we get snookered or what?? While all sorts of attention was lavished on North Korea, wondering whether or not Kim Jong-il is planning on lobbing a nuke onto Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco, look at what we missed. All along, it seems we should have been worried about whether or not Thiago Olson was going to declare war on the Chess Club.
Man, physics was never like this when I was in school….
