This week in Stoopid

Solitary confinement: Wisconsin couple in court after teen daughter alleged that they kept her in empty room for months as punishment…. Actually, some might argue that being kept in Wisconsin for months could be categorized as child abuse.

Psychologist makes patient wear dog collar: SYDNEY, Jan 30 (Reuters Life!) - An Australian psychologist charged with indecently assaulting a patient told a court on Tuesday that forcing his female patient to wear a dog collar and call him master was within a psychologist’s ethical guidelines…. Everything was fine until he insisted that, since dogs don’t wear clothes, they should both be naked during their sessions. And, as long as they were both naked….

Grannies Nabbed in Kid Coke Bust: Louisiana grandmother, great-grandmother arrested after girl, 10, tests positive twice for cocaine: Can you blame the poor granny? It’s probably a LOT easier to keep track of the kid when she’s whacked out of her gourd.

General: Venezuela Boosting Air Defense: You know, if we really wanted to conquer Venezuela, we’d just take all their baseball players.

London Prison Changes Direction of Toilets in Respect to Islamic Law: Toilets in one London prison are getting a face-lift ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ or rather, a change in direction ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ to accommodate Muslim inmates who can’t use them while facing Mecca, a British newspaper reported…. You know, I’m all for accommodating the religious beliefs of other, but…WTF???

GOP ‘08 Hopeful Romney Threw Fundraiser For Dem In 1992: Next we’ll be finding out that Mitt Romney spent the late ’70s drinking Billy Beer while parading around his house in his magic underwear….

FOX’s Doocey: Does The Weather Channel Have A Political Agenda?: Right…they’re all closet Lyndon Larouche supporters.

‘Harry Potter’ Actor Appearing In Nude Sex Scene On London Stage: Somebody’s been working out, and…oh, my…the last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it.

GAZE IN THE MILITARY: MCCAIN-CLINTON LOVE-IN AT BASE: Uh, Hillary? Is that a new pair of knee pads? Or are you glad to see me??