Ted Haggard, the minister who was caught with a gay prostitute, has just finished a three-week sex addiction program. He says he is now ‘completely heterosexual.’ Haggard says he will prove he is completely heterosexual by having sex only with men who are completely heterosexual”
- Conan O’Brien
People ask, ‘How did they turn Rev Ted Haggard, a clearly gay man into a heterosexual?’ It’s very simple. You know when you were a kid and your father caught you smoking? Then he decided to make you smoke a carton? Ted’s been a busy boy.
- Jon Stewart
February 13, 2007 6:00 AM