February 13, 2007 6:00 AM

It's good to be forgiven

Ted Haggard, the minister who was caught with a gay prostitute, has just finished a three-week sex addiction program. He says he is now ‘completely heterosexual.’ Haggard says he will prove he is completely heterosexual by having sex only with men who are completely heterosexual”

  • Conan O’Brien

People ask, ‘How did they turn Rev Ted Haggard, a clearly gay man into a heterosexual?’ It’s very simple. You know when you were a kid and your father caught you smoking? Then he decided to make you smoke a carton? Ted’s been a busy boy.

  • Jon Stewart
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