March 17, 2007 7:24 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Teen busted after posting pictures of pot online: Photos were posted on MySpace.com (Thanks to Christopher Schroen for the tip!)

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #549: Moua Yang

The district attorney says a Sheboygan teen is learning the hard way that posting pictures of your potted marijuana plants on MySpace.com is a bad idea. That picture, labeled, “My Mary Jane thats growin in my closet right now,” also gave police a road map to the alleged stash. According to Sheboygan County District Attorney Joe DeCecco, that’s why Moua Yang, 18, was charged Wednesday with two felonies and two misdemeanors following a police raid of his south-side apartment….”When someone is going to advertise their drug use ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ or any other crime for that matter ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ on a Web site, chances are we’re going to find it, and this is what’s going to happen,” DeCecco said. “We appreciate the help. Thanks a lot.”

DUDE!! I’M GOING TO JAIL!!!

Man, how many flavors of stoopid is this? If you’re going to grow your own marijuana, you might just want to refrain from advertising that fact all over da Interweb. There are those, and they’re usually law enforcement officers, who may fail to see the humor in your horticultural accomplishments. Yes, apparently police officers DO know how to use computers, and most of them can even find their way around MySpace.com. Imagine that, eh?

Don’t bother packing, Dude…you’re not going to need much where you’re going….

Yang, of 2709 S. 18th St., was arrested Monday after police found three potted marijuana plants in a basement closet that matched the online picture, according to a criminal complaint. Yang was identified after a school resource officer at South High School identified him as a former student there.

Still on Yang’s MySpace Web site as of Wednesday afternoon were pictures of a bong commonly used to smoke marijuana ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ labeled “my baby” ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ and numerous pictures of Yang and his friends drinking beer and flashing gang signs at parties.

The identifying quote at the top of Yang’s MySpace page is, “I need that Kali Chronic,” slang for marijuana.

DUDE!! I’M GONNA BE SOMEONE’S B—-H!!!!

“People think that Web sites are more private than they are,” DeCecco said. “This is just another tool for us to use.”

Police first found out about Yang’s alleged drug use through his postings on another Web site that police monitor for gang-related activity, according to a criminal complaint.

On that site, one similar to MySpace that allows users to set up profile pages for others to view, Yang posted pictures of numerous weapons and drug paraphernalia and brags about having marijuana plants growing in his house and using Ecstasy, the complaint said.

“The officers were surprised about how brazen they were on the Internet,” said Lt. Dave Schafhauser of the Sheboygan Police Department, referring to Yang and others pictured or mentioned on his site. “They talked about their growing of the marijuana and some of the gang activity they were involved in.”

This, kids, is truly the stuff of which DUMB@$$E$ are made. Frankly, Yang probably deserves to be removed from the general population for a few years. It’s not that his marijuana use bothers me all that much, but the kids is, if nothing else, criminally stoopid. For his own protection, he should probably become a guest of the state of Wisconsin for a few years before he hurts himself.

Hmm…call it a hunch, but something tells me that our latest intrepid DUMB@$$ is probably not going to go on to a career as a nuclear physicist. His immediate future seems much more certain, though. He’s probably going to get to be someone’s girlfriend for a couple years, courtesy of the state of Wisconsin. This is the sort of thing that happens to a DUMB@$$ WHEN THEY POST PICTURES OF THEIR MARIJUANA PLANTS ON DA INTERWEB.

Jeebus, what a (&^%$#@ DUMB@$$….

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