Wonkette Operative Special Mission: Be Michele Bachmann’s Intern!
The Office of Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is seeking applications for an unpaid, full time or part-time internship to begin immediately for duration of the Spring Semester. Duties will include sorting and inputting mail, answering phones, assisting the staff with a variety of projects, conducting tours of the United States Capitol, and helping with various constituent services. This is an excellent opportunity for college students and graduates seeking Hill experience. Full-time and part-time positions are available with flexible scheduling.
Now THIS is a job for Adam…and I know he’s going to be looking for a job once his current internship is up. Without a doubt, this will be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN)…affectionately known as the Hill as “Hottie McCrazylady”…is looking for an intern. Bachmann does have the advantage of having perhaps the most varied resume and most unique skill set in Congress…plus she’s pretty hot for a 50-ish bat-shit crazy Evangelical Conservative wackjob.
Among other things:
Bachmann is a renowned and highly profitable baby farmer.
Bachmann knew the secret surrender plan for Iraq long before anyone- even in the Bush Administration- knew. The woman has sources, I tell ya….
Bachmann enjoys doing right-wing radio talk shows while naked (this is where the back rubs and the hot oil massages no doubt come into play). Hey, a girl’s gotta relax, no??
Bachmann is one of the few politicians who could get away with sexually assaulting Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © on live television after his State of the Union Address.
Yes, Congresswoman Hottie McCrazylady will give a deserving intern a summer to remember (they’ll be feeling so dirty they’ll feel the need to shower for a week straight). If nothing else, though, some lucky young ‘un will no doubt pick up some useful (and no doubt profitable) baby farming techniques…and they’ll have some killer stories to tell.
