Once again, I’m home. This time I’ve been laid low by a massive allergy attack. Since Friday afternoon, I’ve been miserable, and I laid low all weekend in the hope that I’d be able to go to work this morning. Unfortunately, that hasn’t worked out quite the way I’d been hoping. Since any incisive and thoughtful writing is clearly beyond my capability today (my concentration span, never the stuff of legend to begin with, is hovering just slightly above zero), I wanted to bring your attention to a social scourge that’s garnering far too little attention in the Mainstream Media. I’m speaking, of course, of nude burglars. Yes, whether it’s a naked thief breaking into your home to surf for porn (let’s just hope he brought his own supply of Kleenex, eh?), or a naked, oil-covered thief terrorizing a small village, this trend is getting WAY out hand of. Why, you’ll even find naked thieves in Macy’s these days.
Here’s one that I really cannot understand: why would someone take off their clothes in order to scale an electrified fence??
I’m here to tell you that enough is enough. Good Lord, people; shouldn’t there be a dress code for this sort of thing??
