August 18, 2007 7:44 AM

Y'all can die with a smile on your face....

Jessica Biel To Play Stripper, Bare Her Bod In Upcoming Flick

Jessica Biel Gets Naked on Screen

The actress, 25, signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see ‚Äö√Ñ√¨ including shots of her breasts (nipples from the front and side) and her butt (side view only) ‚Äö√Ñ√¨ in the Crash-like ensemble drama Powder Blue. She plays a stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son in the currently-shooting movie, which costars Oscar winner Forest Whitaker. A source tells Us the director will film scenes that are even MORE revealing, adding, “Jessica will decide if she wants to show anything additional.”

OK, guys…I know y’all have been wondering when you’d be able to see Jessica Biel naked. Now I can tell you that your long and patient wait is about to be rewarded. Yes, Jessica Biel will before long be one of the most popular entries on Mr. Skin, the website that catalogs the nude scenes of movie starlets. My, we’ve come a long way since 7th Heaven, haven’t we??

Blessed with a fabulous body and a sweet on-camera disposition, Jessica Biel sans culottes is something few red-blooded American males will have a problem with. The mere knowledge that Biel will be appearing naked will no doubt be enough to sell thousands of tickets to a movie that will quite probably be utterly forgettable.

Of course, seeing Jessica Biel naked still won’t answer the question that most American males are asking these days: WHAT does she see in Justin Timberlake??

blog comments powered by Disqus

Technorati

Technorati search

» Blogs that link here

About this Entry

This page contains a single entry by Jack Cluth published on August 18, 2007 7:44 AM.

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener was the previous entry in this blog.

Hypocrisy, thy name is...uh, Vlad the Impaler?? is the next entry in this blog.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.

Contact Me

Powered by Movable Type 5.12