The fundies are clutching at their pearls and swooning because no current Republican candidate is sufficiently medieval for them…. A third-party fundamentalist candidate must be found, they say! After careful consideration, Agitprop suggests the following ticket: Haggard/Craig ‘08.
OK, we can (and probably should) ignore the reality that this ticket would be a Left-wing blogger’s wet dream (probably an inappropriate metaphor given who would be on the ticket), but it would be a veritable comedy gold mine, no?
I’m not a Christian, but if there was a chance in Hell of this ticket coming to pass, I’d hit my knees so fast it would make your head spin. Uh…wait…come to think of it, given the ticket we’re talking about here, maybe hitting my knees wouldn’t be such a good idea….
