December 20, 2007 6:00 AM

No autopsy, no foul

Bob Knight, A Shotgun, And A Video Camera: What Could Go Wrong?

Bob Knight confronted during hunting trip

Do Not Taunt Bob Knight When He Has A Gun

What’s scarier than Bob Knight running rampant on the streets? Why, Bob Knight running amuck through the woods with a shotgun, of course! Apparently, Knight, while “hunting,” has come a little too close to some of his fellow humans…. One woman said she was hit in the foot by birdshot fired by the Texas Tech coach while he was hunting. However, Knight came over to the woman and apologized, saying it was an accident - and she believed his claim. But another man said Knight intentionally shot at him the next day, when he yelled at the coach for hunting too close to his house. Neither day’s shots caused any injuries, nor were any charges filed.

This one goes back a couple of weeks, but it’s still fun. Texas Tech basketball coach Bobby Knight, who apparently forgot everything he ever learned at the Dale Carnegie School for Clueless, Arrogant DUMB@$$E$, still manages to teach us an important lesson. NEVER get into a heated argument with a man holding a shotgun. There are only a few things that can happen, and none of them are good.

The other thing to keep in mind is that he’s BOBBY FREAKIN’ KNIGHT!! The man can do no wrong…just as long as he continues winning basketball games and putting butts in the seats at Tech’s gilded jock cathedral. So, if he traipses across your property wearing a thousand-yard stare and a full load of birdshot…well, best to just let him keep on walking, don’tcha think??

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