January 2, 2008 5:54 AM

Oops! My bad!! I may have been off by a year or two....

God does not want anyone left behind. He gives us free will. We choose our own destiny. If you make bad choices, you will have to suffer the consequences. You will be held accountable for an ungodly lifestyle - God loves you so much. He just wants you to love Him back by doing and living the way He says is right. He will not force Himself on you. You must choose to recieve Him. Get ready for the return of Jesus NOW, 2007!!

Uh, yeah…about that whole rapture prediction thing…well, it turns out that it may have been just a wee bit off. I had no idea, but it turns out that the Rapture was supposed to happen on December 31st. Wow…that must have been a real letdown for some folks, eh? I just hope no one had a garage sale to sell all their personal belongings.

What I really love about this site is that the entire first paragraph is virtually unreadable, being one LONG paragraph WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS!! OH MY GOD!! SOMEONE CLEARLY WAS OFF THEIR MEDICATION AS THEY WAITED FOR THE RAPTURE THAT THEY HAD SO CLEARLY CONVINCED THEMSELVES WAS APPROACHING!! JESUS IS COMING!!! LOOK BUSY!!!! Apparently, the idea of using lower-case letters was lost on this loon, BECAUSE USING ALL CAPS MAKES YOUR MESSAGE SO MUCH MORE CONVINCING AND BELIEVABLE!!!!

Don’t worry, though…BECAUSE THE RAPTURE IS NIGH! GET YOURSELF READY!! OR AT LEAST TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK KEY!!!

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