….but I’m thinking there’s no way in Hell that this fine example of motherhood is getting my vote. I don’t even have children, but even I know that pressure-washing a child is a very ineffective and inefficient way to dole out much-needed discipline. Any competent parent can tell you that the best and most efficient way to discipline a child is run them through the dishwashing machine in your kitchen. From what I hear, most children are top rack dishwasher safe, no? Who says kids don’t clean up well?
Jeebus, I know I’ve riffed on this argument before, but why is it that one’s required to secure a license in order to hunt, fish, drive, or own a business…yet any dickweed with functional plumbing and a willing sperm donor/receptacle can create a child? And how would your rate the chances of Li’l Princess winding up in Florida’s correctional system at some point during her charmed existence…and/or mistreating their own offspring somewhere down the road?
And why am I not at all surprised that this took place in Floriduh??
