You know it's going to be a good day when this is the very first thing you read: Flying penis disrupts Russian meeting...and no, I'm not making this up. The story over at BoingBoing even comes with a picture...and my God, that does sort of look like a phlying phallus, doesn't it??
Hey, what do you expect me to be doing this early in the morning. I'm in a hotel room in Cleveland...and the Indians are out of town. I suppose you have better ideas??