Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

Seymour Hersh Exposes New US Covert Operations In Iran: Uh...aren't covert operations one no one knows about? And does anyone think for a moment that we won't be at war with Iran prior to Election Day?

Kristol: 'Republicans are much more open to strong women.': Bill Kristol: the dumbest (&^%$#@ excuse for a human being on the planet.

"Obama's Word Cannot Be Trusted": Remember when Sen. John McCain promised to run a "respectful" campaign? Yeah, that a shelf life roughly equivalent to moldy Wonder Bread, didn't it??

Bill Clinton says Barack Obama must 'kiss my ass' for his support: Oooh...thanks for THAT visual...what if you threw a hissy fit and no one cared?

Penis Costume: I hear Calvin Morett also does weddings, bachelorette parties, and bat mitzvahs.

McCain debates himself on immigration reform -- and loses: And this man actually thinks he deserves to be President? I'd sure like to get a few hits of whatever it is he's been smoking.

McCains Defaulted On California Taxes: Somehow, methinks you'll never heard the words "John McCain" and "fiscal responsibility" used in the same sentence.

Amy Winehouse Spits Gum At, Punches Fan: Hmm...is it just me, or does the word "skank" seem oddly appropriate here??

U.S. to Take North Korea Off Terror List: It would seem that the Axis of Evil is down a couple of members. I wonder what California's doing these days??

Fox News losing its lead over rival cable networks: Ah, karma can be a real b---h, no? Pardon me if I engage in wee bit o' Schadenfreude.