Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

CBS COVERS UP MCCAIN'S FALSE IRAQ ASSERTION: So, you can complain about the media favoring Barack Obama AND remain silent when they cover up your gaffes? Have you no shame? Oh, of course not; you're a Republican. WHAT LIBERAL MEDIA??

Richardson to McCain: Stop whining about editorial: So a candidates writes an editorial piece. Does that obligate a newspaper to print whatever it is he writes if that paper determines he's offer nothing of value? Since when is a newspaper in the business of providing what amounts to free advertising? (Memeorandum discussion)

Robertson Advocates Israel Striking Iran Before The 2008 Elections: What Would Jesus Do? Silly wabbit; He'd reduce Tehran to piles of smoking rubble...because Jesus IS Love.

GOP senators scramble for life boats: Yeah...karma can be a real b---h, can't it? You know, a little Schadenfreude really DOES go a long ways...knowwhutimean?? (Memeorandum discussion)

Young Republicans, Blue About the Prospects Ahead: This is what happens when you hitch your wagon to the wrong (and horribly corrupt) star. (Memeorandum discussion)

Mel Gibson's Insane Father Endorses Ron Paul: OK, so the guy's a bit wack. The video's a bit lame and not terribly revelatory, but ya gotta imagine there's a whole lot more where this came from...like on his website, f'rinstance.

MCCAIN CAMP "FRUSTRATED" WITH OBAMA'S TRIP: OK, so let me see if I have this straight: John McCain ridicules Obama for not visiting Iraq...and then when Obama does, McCain whines about the fawning coverage that Obama has been receiving? Uh...someone really oughta tell McCain to stop his whining...because he really can't have it both ways. (Memeorandum discussion)

Obama Far More Popular Among Jews Than Lieberman: Hmm...maybe because Lieberman is an idiot and a turncoat? (Memeorandum discussion)

McCain gaffes pile up; critics pile on: Hey, it's not like the guy's the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with. He finished...what, 894th out of 899 in his class at the US Naval Academy? It's a wonder the man can tie is shoelaces. (Memeorandum discussion)