Missing sex toys raise concerns at HPD property room
The Emperor is gone. So is Cyber Wabbit. Three years after Houston police seized these and hundreds of other sex toys worth $50,000 from the Adult Video Megaplexxx, the devices may be missing from the department's property room. The discovery came to light when a lawyer for the adult-entertainment shop sought to reclaim the 564 items that the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals recently declared legal to sell. After initially telling attorney Richard Kuniansky the sex toys would be returned, Houston police then said they were destroyed.
Jeebus, where to start with this one, eh? No, I may not miss living in Texas, but I still have a deep appreciation for the comedy gold mine the state represents. In this case, given the holier-than-thou that so many in Houston have towards any sex-related business, you'd have to think that someone with access to the HPD property room is giving these sex toys a workout. Well...I suppose as long as that someone's having fun....
