McCain VP Candidate: GOP Needs Obama's Attitude: Uh, how about we just go with Obama and skip the whole "GOP" part.
Egypt To Test Fetuses Found In King Tut's Tomb: There's apparently no truth to the rumor that "King Tut's Tomb" is actually code for "Straight Talk Express"....
Exxon/McCain 08: With friends like these, who needs enemas??
Fine, We Can Go There: If John McCain can employ cheap, gratuitous insults, then turnabout is fair play, no?
Trust me, John McCain doesn't know what bad press looks like: Come on, now; when they play by YOUR rules AND they bring you doughnuts, "bad press" is not your biggest problem.
Obama cites flat wages; McCain wants 'surge': So, McCain is probably to send more troops to the next Federal Reserve Board meeting?
Obama: Will be interesting to watch McCain debate himself: Why not? The man's certainly changed positions enough. First he ridiculed proper tire inflation...and then he was for it. What next?
McCain shuns Latino survey: Brown People? We don't need no stinkin' Brown People!! Besides, it's not like they vote Republican, anyway....
