GOP Strategist Defends Palin: At Least She's Not Playing Golf Or Having Affairs: Yep, there's nothing like aiming high, eh??
TIME's Joe Klein rips the McCain camp, calls them 'angry amateurs': It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true.
GOP Omerta On Palin Withdrawal: We'd tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.
Palin either lied or violated operational security about her son deploying to Iraq: You'd think that the Commander-in-Chief of the Alaska National Guard would know better than to discuss operational details...or at least that she would lie about them.
Palin Downplays Mayoral Experience That McCain Touts: "It's Not Rocket Science, It's $6M And 53 Employees": But Alaska is next door to Russia, so she's a foreign policy expert, right??
Top GOP pundits on accidental open-mic say Palin pick is 'bullshit,' race 'is over': Well, so much for maintaining message discipline, eh??
Palin Slashed Funds For Teen Mothers: Because when you keep 'em barefoot and pregnant, they're much less likely to ask uncomfortable questions...and MUCH more likely to vote Republican.
Bush, Lieberman Hail McCain As An Independent: Well, they'd say McCain walks on water if they thought the American Sheeple would buy it and vote for him.
General Palins gets demoted: This is what happens when talking points go off the reservation....
Palin's Record Of Commanding Alaska National Guard Is Greatly Exaggerated: Yeah, but she could invade Russia at a moment's notice....
McCain: Palin Has Foreign Policy Experience Because 'Alaska Is Right Next To Russia': Don't you just LOVE message discipline? Is there anything more heart-warming that listening to brain-dead Republicans spouting tired, meaningless talking points as if they actually meant something?
Fiorina: 'I Do Not Think That The Republican Party Subjected Hillary Clinton To Sexism': No, of course you haven't. When you do it, it's addressing the issues. When we do it, it's sexism. You see, it's SO much easier when you break things down scientifically, isn't it??