Report: Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut: Oh, be still my foolish heart!! Now if we could only ensure she doesn't procreate.... ;-)
Palin Getting Back On Campaign Trail: Glory be to God, for He surely hath provided for my entertainment for all the days of my life.
13-Year-Old Student Arrested For "Passing Gas" In School: "Hey, buddy! Whaddya in for?" "Laying down some methane...dude, yagotta match??"
Why Are Christians Having Better Sex Than the Rest of Us?: Who cares? I just want to know why they're having more sex than I am now.
Nobel winner Paul Krugman meets President Bush: After the cameras were ushered out, Krugman beat down Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © and left him, cowering and bloodied, on the floor of the Oval Office. Game, set, match....
Mom: Boy charged with killing father 'loved his dad': Ah, finally....the answer to the question, "What's the origin of the phrase 'loved him to death'"?
Mormon church under investigation for possible election fraud: What would Jesus do in order to win and election? Whatever it takes, man. Whatever it takes.
NRA Propaganda At Nation's Largest Gun Show: Obama Is An 'Enemy Of Your Gun Rights': Even worse, he wants to sleep with our White women.... People are afraid...and people are stupid.
Murder trial opens for 'Sopranos' actor: So, life really does imitate art?
Obama's Transition Hotties : Economy? Who cares about the economy? Which members of Barack Obama's transition team would you most like to schtupp?? Pray that James Carville is not on the list....
Joe Lieberman, worst person in the world: The man can't even lie properly.
Rachel Maddow: Lame duck watch: Because someone has to do it...and no one does it better.
Why Rich People Are So Miserable: Well, I'd imagine that having to cut back on the time you can spend in Cannes has got to a real downer, knowhutimean??
Unhinged pro-Prop 8 amicus brief filed by bible beating group: Without the passage of Proposition 8 in California, just imagine all the Bible-thumping nutjobs that are suddenly feeling empowered. GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!!!!
November 26, 2008 5:09 AM