Kristol Calls On Bush To Pardon Torturers And Wiretappers, Reward Them With Medal Of Freedom: Sure, why not? Then you can take everyone on a field trip to the Richard Nixon Library, where everyone can engage in a big group hug....
Bush's last Christmas Gift to us: Toxic Toys: Because apparently NO ONE in BushWorld has children or grandchildren whose safety and well-being they care about. Parents should be the ones looking out for the safety of their children, but who will look out for the safety of corporations??
A More Perfect Union: Experts Say Obamas Could Be Nation's Relationship Role Models: This just in: Barack and Michelle feed to poor with only a fish and a loaf of bread. Film at 11....
Rove: We Don't Need A Change In Our Health Care System: Hey, as long as wealthy, well-fed White Folks are taken care of, we're good. Right??
Bush Plans To Issue 20 'Highly Contentious' Rules In Final Weeks: Apparently, he hasn't done nearly enough damage over the past eight years.
America Suddenly Has Two Presidents: Yeah, one in waiting is working hard...while the one who's still getting paid to be President is hardly working. Hmm...what's a 10-letter word for "George W. Bush"? Uh...how 'bout "checked out"?
Cops seek shoppers who trampled man: Merry (&^%$#@ Christmas, y'all...may there be plenty of coal in your stocking this year. It's far more than you deserve.
Texas man says God told him to hit woman's car: 'Cuz God HATES women drivers....
The Dalai Lama on Celibacy: I revere the Dalai Lama. To call him a man of peace wouldn't begin to do justice to the power and scope of his stature and teaching. Still, I'm going to have to differ with him on celibacy. From where I sit, celibacy sucks. I like sex...a lot, actually...and I'd like more of it in my life.
2 guilty of selling prosthetic penis to cheat drug tests: Let's hope it was at least a large penis...because size really does matter.
November 30, 2008 5:53 AM