"Almost Everywhere You Look, Someone From California Is In Position Of Great Influence": After eight years of the clusterf--k that Texans being in charge produced, this is a problem?? Change is good....
Newlywed couple, who are both abstinence teachers, kiss for the first time. Sex Ed teacher to join them on their honeymoon: Sometimes, the jokes...well, they just write themselves, don't they?? Yes, they do....
Oops! New York Giants Wide Receiver Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Leg: Quick...what's a 14-letter word for "complete dumbass"? Hmm...how 'bout "Plaxico Burress"? Yep, that fits....
International Sex Survey: Britons Among The Most Promiscuous In The World: "No Sex, Please. We're British."?? Not hardly. Somewhere, Alan Ayckbourn is spinning in his grave....
GOP Sees Bobby Jindal As Republican Obama: Which only goes to show how truly (&^%$#@ CLUELESS the GOP is. His state's a mess, his political are straight out of the Spanish Inquisition...yeah, that's just the kind of change the GOP needs to fool...uh, persuade the American Sheeple back into the Republican fold. Whatever....
Bush's last-minute rule gutting worker protections may violate his own guidelines: Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © to American workers: (&^% YOU!!
Former Bush adviser: Obama's cabinet is 'much less ideological than George Bush's cabinet.': And doesn't that promise to be a welcome change from the neoConservative, theocratic, Right-wing thugs who have ruled the roost for the past eight years?
Economic rescue could cost $8.5 trillion: Wow...a trillion here, a trillion there...pretty soon, you're talking about real money.
Disney accused by Catholic cleric of corrupting children's minds: Uh...so what was your point again??
Phone Sex Workers Revealed: Uh, yeah...so this would be why it's called a "fantasy", no?? Ugh....
If your brother barges into the bedroom you share with your live-in boyfriend and defends your honor with a crossbow -- twice -- you just might be a redneck: And it might just be time to find a new trailer.
Real estate a trap for metro Atlanta couple: With three mortgages, they're buried in debt, despair after boom time goes bust: Greed is good. Right?? ;-)
December 1, 2008 5:15 AM
