'At Least Bush Kept Us Safe': Yeah, except for that whole 9.11 thing (and what was up with THAT??), I suppose he has. Does seven intervening catastrf--k-free years make up for one EPIC failure, though? Especially when it's been demonstrated that the minions of BushWorld ignored and soft-pedaled intelligence that just might have helped prevent 9.11?? Not from where I (and hopefully any other reasonable person) sit.
Amsterdam To Close Many Of Its Brothels, Marijuana Cafes, Sex Shops: So, the reason for going to Amsterdam now would be...?
G.O.P. Paid Almost $55,000 for Palin Fashion Stylist: Too bad they didn't pay anything for a tutor.
Swedish study shows women prefer older men: Well, perhaps I should be thinking about moving to Sweden, then??
Motorist arrested after police find crack in his vomit: If you're ever wondering why I never had any desire to become a police officer....
Woman sues sports bar after getting stuck on toilet for 20 minutes: Wow...sometimes the jokes almost write themselves....
Dad and son busted with 28 pounds of pot at Holiday Inn: Well, with the economy being what it is, sometimes you just gotta take your business on the road, knowhutimean??
Man gets four years for sexcapade with grandparents' dog: Police were tipped off when the found the dog smoking a cigarette with a smile on it's face.
December 7, 2008 5:15 AM