Nobel winner: Internet might have stopped Hitler: Too bad Da Interweb was only about 50 years too late, eh? Then again, if it couldn't stop Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader ©, could we really expect it to have much of an impact on Evil despots?
Frank Rich: The Brightest Are Not Always The Best: Yeah, I think the past eight years amply support that theory, eh?
Deadly Karaoke: Enraged Audience Kills Man For 'Hogging The Microphone': Yeah, that and the a-----e wouldn't lay off the Lionel Richie songs....
It's Official: Research Shows Men Really Are The Weaker Sex: Uh...so this means I'm going to have to get my own beer from now on?? Damn....
The White House Web site meets the memory hole: The victors get to write the history. Who says the Bush Administration learned nothing from the Soviets?
Rumsfeld Nemesis General Eric Shinseki To Be Veterans Affairs Secretary: Oh, SNAP! SOMEBODY GOT TOLD!! You know you can't always have the Veteran's Affairs Secretary you want...oh, never mind....
'Cold Cash' Jefferson Ousted In Louisiana Shocker: Karma sure can be a real b---h, eh? Even for a Democrat.
Europe's Scandal of the Year? German Billlionaire Blackmailed by Swiss Gigolo, Prosecutors Say: So, women can also be sleazy, amoral horndogs? You go, girl!!
Flashing Girls Prompt Disneyland to Can 'Jack Sparrow' Actors: Now the actors will have to work as hard as the rest of us to get girls out of their bras.
Atlantic City: casinos, boardwalk and now sex tape: A hooker and a Baptist minister having sex in a seedy motel room, where a camera was hidden in a clock radio. Man, when an article starts out like that, how can you NOT want to find out what happens next?
Students get sick after eating peer-prepared food: That favorite chicken dish you took to school to share with your friends? Yeah, who know you were supposed to cook it first??
Whiskey Selling Well Amid Massive Economic Crisis: 'Cuz you have to be able to do something to numb the reality....
Bush at portrait unveiling: 'Welcome to my hanging.': If only.... Isn't that what they usually do with war criminals?
Expert matches Marinello's handwriting to checklist: 1) Kill wife. 2) Dispose of body. 3) Throw gun in river. 4) DO NOT LEAVE CHECKLIST IN TRAILER.
December 8, 2008 5:10 AM