O.J. Simpson prepares for prison: Required reading reportedly includes "Your Sphincter And You", "So You're Going To Make Some New Friends", and "Flexibility: Why Being Able To Grab Your Ankles Is Important To Your Health".
McDonald's global same-store sales rise 7.7 percent in November, US sales rise 4.5 percent: Economic misery apparently means more people eating miserable food. Go figure....
Rove To "Name Names" Of Bush Haters In New Book: If there was any justice in this world, I would proudly be at the top of this list.
Americans unemployed + those losing work hours = record 12.5 percent: Or, as we like to call it, "The Bush Legacy Project".
Hyperinflation Chaos: Zimbabwe Forced To Print $200 Million Bills: When your money is literally not worth the paper it's printed on, you're in trouble.
Bush Claims His Library Institute At SMU Will Not 'Herald' His Presidency: It won't need to. He's already begun the process of
whitewashingre-writing the history of hisReign of Error ©PresidencyOne Sector Still Thriving: The Business Of War: Our business is killing people...and yes, business is VERY good.
McConnell: While Detroit goes under, Kentucky's Toyota plant is doing great: Translation: "If not for the (&^%$#@ unions, our economy would be in GREAT shape...."
Krugman: US Auto Industry Will Probably Disappear: In the future, our cars will be disposal and will be made in Bangladesh by the same fine folks who make our BVDs.
Rice claims that removing Saddam Hussein was 'a great strategic achievement.': Sure, if you can ignore the reality of upwards of 100,000 dead Iraqi civilians, I suppose it probably is.
December 9, 2008 4:47 AM