Police: Tot broke into Family Dollar store to play with toys: Of course, being that this is Texas we're talking about, he'll be doing a mandatory minimum of 25 to life.
US To Start Arming Militias In Afghanistan: What could possibly go wrong??
Obama Planning To Reverse Bush-Era Regulations On Reproductive Health Issues: Repeat after me: "Women are not the property of men...nor of Fundamentalist Christians."
From Beer To MP3s, Paterson Proposes 88 New Taxes: Yep...88 new reasons not to live in New York.
Gay teens at higher risk of pregnancy: UBC study: Wow...talk about people unclear on the concept....
Toilet-maker pledges to repair smoking bidets: Would it be too obvious to say that they're not just blowing smoking up your...oh, never mind....
SEC oversight? What SEC oversight? What oversight, period?: Hey, let's not overreact here, ok? It's called the Securities and Exchange Commission? Do you see the word "oversight" anywhere in the name? Go ahead...I'll wait....
Cheney Admits Central Role In Torture For First Time: As Cheney was later overhead telling ABC's Martha Raddatz: "So??"
Russian media warned against speaking of crisis: Because if you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist...right??
George Bush's Dog, Barney, Wins War On Christmas: Sadly, this is quite probably the most positive thing to come out of the eight-year Reign of Error ©.
How you open your Christmas presents reveals your personality: And if you don't celebrate Christmas? Well, then it would seem you have no personality.
Melissa Etheridge Takes On Elisabeth Hasselbeck Over Prop 8: Can someone please tell me why ANYTHING Hasselbeck has to say about anything is even close to being relevant?
December 17, 2008 5:23 AM