Whale Poop Analyzed For Clues To Orca Decline: Once they're done studying whale poop, I hear they're going to do the same thing with Republicans.
Report: White Vigilante Groups Blockaded Small Town In Post-Katrina New Orleans And Murdered Blacks: Thank God Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © saved New Orleans, eh??
Naked Blagojevich Painting In Works By 'Nude Sarah Palin' Artist: If you need me, I be in the kitchen. Playing Russian Roulette. With four loaded chambers.
Huckabee: 'It's ridiculous for people to be upset at Rick Warren.': Sure, outside of his hatred of gays and non-Christians, he's one of the more reasonable folks out there.
Rubidoux man mauled to death by own dogs: Apparently, he's stepped outside to grab a smoke. So, the Surgeon General was right, then: cigarettes really ARE hazardous to your health.
Guys may flirt with risk more to score a mate. Men use it as a tactic to show off strengths, attract ladies, study suggests: Or, why dating is a lot like junior high school.
Lions fans struggle alongside their city: Man, it must suck to live in Michigan these days. It's colder than a witch's backside, the Lions haven't won a game since...what, the Reagan Administration?...and the auto industry is so far down the toilet you'd need a toilet snake and a bushel of Rid-X to pull it out.
Ken Starr joins Prop. 8's defense team: Because apparently hatred needs a spokesman.
Rick Warren told Jewish woman she was going to hell: Now here's civility you can believe in, eh? Man, when this jackass dies and goes to Hell, I hope it will be a bath house in San Francisco's Tenderloin.
Bush EPA to allow more pollution from new power plants: One last "(&^% you, America!" from the denizens of BushWorld. Shouldn't some of these fools be on trial as of January 21st?