2008's Top Weird News Stories: The Secret Life of a Dog Cloner, America's Transgender Mayor and More: Yeah, it was a pretty messed-up year...but aren't they all??
Shoe model hurled at Bush a hot seller: So how long before Nike gives him his own signature shoe? Air Muntader? That's going to take a while to catch on....
Dreamliner is key for Boeing as industry faces possible downturn: Next bailout request in 4...3...2....
Pope criticizes homosexual behavior: Uh, this from a single male who wears robes and funny hats? Am I missing something here??
The $54 million pants suit unravels again: You lost a pair of pants. Get over yourself, already....
Birmingham in bottom 100 for men's, women's health: Greetings from the South, where, if you can put it in your mouth, it can be deep-fried.
A Brief History Of Spam Sushi: You've been demanding it, so here it is....
Man Sets Record By Eating 47 Latkes: Someone actually keeps records of things like this? Is it just me, or does someone have WAY too much time on their hands??
Saudi Arabia Rejects Divorce Plea From 8-Year-Old Girl Married To 58-Year-Old Man: Saudi Arabia, where pedophilia isn't just a good idea, it's the law!!
Seattle pancake house may turn into strip club: If you think about it, there's an odd sort of symmetry at work here....
Mbeya businessman held over albino kidnap attempt: As if life isn't hard enough when you're a 15 year old albino herdsman living in rural Tanzania, apparently you also have to worry about being kidnapped by local businessmen for the purposes of witchcraft. You mean there's something harder than being a 15 year old albino herdsman living in rural Tanzania??
Limbaugh's Conspiracy Theory: Dems Started Economic Crisis To Help Elect Obama: Hmm...sounds like someone's having trouble dealing with his increasing creeping irrelevance. Either that, or he's compensating for having a tiny penis by being a complete @$$hole.
