Bailed Out Bank Executives Got $1.6 Billion: Hey, you think it's easy running a bank into the ground? It takes a lot of work to make those kinds of poor, greed-driven decisions.
Fry's VP Arrested For Embezzling $65 Million: Yep, $65 million will get you a lot of hookers and blow, knowhutimean?
Police: At least 6 dead in Christmas Eve shooting: Apparently, Santa had a very bad day....
Pope warns of 'ruin' as he makes Christmas appeal for peace in Holy Land: I especially love this gem: "If people look only to their own interests, our world will certainly fall apart."....So saith the leader of a Church built on self-interest, inflexible Conservative doctrine, and greed. It would seem that reports of the death of irony were premature.
Tennessee coal sludge disaster 'shows that the term clean coal is an oxymoron.': But if you keep repeating it often enough, eventually people will begin to believe that "clean coal" actually exists.
U.S. considers arming local Afghans: Georges Santayana was, sadly, spot on: those who don't understand history are doomed to repeat it. Somewhere, Mikhail Gorbachev is snickering in his vodka.
Shocking development in moose mitigation: "Everybody loves moose and they taste a lot better when they're not marinated with anti-freeze." Yep...looks like Captain Obvious is back in town....
Benedict's midnight Mass pleas for end to child abuse: Physician, heal thyself, eh? How 'bout cleaning up your own house before you take your show on the road??
The Year In...Horrifying Injuries: Just in case you were worried that you wouldn't be able to take solace in the pain and suffering of others before the year was out....
The Year In...Exhibitionism: Because I just have WAY too much time on my hands....
