Fighting War -- and for Custody. Deployment Used In Battles for Kids: Thank you for your brave, selfless service to a grateful nation- now here are your divorce papers. Oh, and I want full custody of the children; your frequent deployments make you an unfit parent.
Tourist interest waning in sex sting bathroom: The Minneapolis-St. Paul airport loses it's one and only tourist attraction...and Larry Craig fades into well-deserved obscurity.
Warren Buffett Wins $224 Million Bet With Florida: Since Floriduh lost the bet, Gov. Charlie Crist has to stand before the New York Stock Exchange at the opening bell, turn his back, drop trou, and grab his ankles. Let's see CNN broadcast that one live....
After Backing Massive Wall Street Bailout, McConnell Plans To Block Obama's Economic Stimulus Plan: Mitch McConnell to the American working class: "(&^% you! I got mine; you can damn well get yer own!!" If you look in the dictionary next to the definition of "asshat", you'll see a picture of Mitch McConnell.
Auto Bailout Expands: Feds Throw $6 Billion At GMAC: OK, repeat after me: One, Two, Three...FLUSH!
NPR Reporter Laid Off While Reporting Layoffs: Ah...so the reports of the death of irony were premature??
Taliban Burning, Beheading Its Way Across Pakistan Valley: NO doubt spreading joy, happiness and The Religion of Peace © as they go....
Pakistan urges India to pull back troops: That's good...because real men don't pull out.
Bolton: 'In 100 years people aren't going to remember Guant√°namo or Abu Ghraib.': Just another stop on the George W. Bush Legacy Project's "Rewriting History Tour".
Another failed harvest coming in Zimbabwe: Well, thank goodness that Robert Mugabe single-handedly wiped out Zimbabwe's cholera epidemic, eh??
'Green' Bible Sparks Controversy Among Evangelicals: Because any good Christian knows that once the Rapture happens, no one will care about the environment anymore.
Holiday flight cancellations rise 70%: Coming soon to a reservation near you: cancellation fees, bad weather surcharges, and flight delay fees. Safe travels!!
