So, Tampa residents succeeded in running the Lingerie Bowl out of town because it was too risque for their, apparently, puritanical town. Then the Sporting Spectacle found refuge at a nudist resort in Pasco County, but in a weird twist, the nudists are a little too wild for the Lingerie Bowl. Apparently, the Caliente Resort wanted to allow spectators to view the game in the nude, which players and the company behind it weren't too comfortable with.
A week or so ago, I wrote about the difficulties organizers of the Lingerie Bowl were having finding a venue. Man, you'd think that cities would be lining up to host a football game featuring scads of nearly naked women playing football. I mean, how hot is it watching women in their underwear trying to beat the snot out of one another? I'm asking, because I don't know; I've never seen anything like it before.
Unfortunately, now the "league" itself is calling the game off, and the reason why is something I find a wee bit surprising. While selling the prospect of nearly-naked women playing tackle football, the folks behind the game are apparently not thrilled at the prospect of COMPLETELY naked people sitting in the stands. So, let me see if I have this straight: scantily-clad attractive women GOOD...completely naked, likely not-so-toned fans watching the game BAD. WE GOT WOOD!!
Is it just me...or has this whole idea exited the realm of the sublime onto the expressway to the ridiculous? Sexism may be alive and well, but we got standards, knowhutimean??
