WATCH: Oprah Loves Kate Winslet's Breasts: So do I...does that make me a bad person??
OBAMA ISSUES FIRST VETO THREAT: Leadership. We has it.
Moderate Republicans, RIP: Oxymoron alert!!!
Citizens angry cat banned from post office: Well, maybe if the cat paid taxes this wouldn't be an issue, would it? Then again, some folks just don't feel their day is complete until they piss in someone's begonias, knowhutimean??
Dallas County Ends Condom Distribution Ban: Because "Just Say NO" just doesn't work. Oddly enough, people like having sex. Go figure....
Palin Lashes Out At "Bored, Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers": OK, so I'll own up to "bored" and "pathetic", but I take umbrage at "anonymous". I'm proud to have ridiculed Sarah Palin since Day One using my real name...and that's MR. Mortimer Q. Bluballs III to you, Governor.
WATCH: Campbell Brown Rips Bush For Katrina Remarks: Listen to his remarks, and tell me that George W. Bush isn't a (&^%$#@ moron of the first order.
Huckabee: I'm not 'pro-gay.': No, but if you say "I'm not pro-sodomy" often enough, people might begin to wonder what it is you're so sensitive about, knowhutimean??
Condi: We may look really bad now, but give us 30 years: Ah, the governmental equivalent of the girl you wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole at 10pm beginning to look pretty good around closing time.
Truck carrying 43,000 pounds of cheese tips on ramp: A cheese trucks tips over. In Wisconsin. Insert cheese-related joke here. Go ahead; I dare you.
2 men stoned to death in Iran, third escapes: Apparently, an argument erupted over who was the most pious among the stone throwers. I know there has to be a joke in here somewhere...still looking....
RNC Chair Candidate Blackwell: "Homosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed.": And so is bigotry. Anyone care to explain to me why so many Republicans are so hung on homosexuality? Or is it just that, since repressing African-Americans is no longer kosher, Republicans are longing for a minority class they can keep under their boot heels?