New York Waxing Spa Inauguration Special: "Say Good Bye To Mr. Bush": I can think of no better way (other than an election) to rid yourself of that unwanted Bush.
Bush's Final Approval Rating: 22 Percent: WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER. Congratulations, America; you suck at choosing leaders. Let's hope you've finally come to your senses.
Early bad behaviour predicts troubled path, according to study: And we needed a collection of Ph.Ds to tell us figure this one out??
'God was certainly looking out for all of us': Which doesn't really explain why He put that flock of geese in front of the plane.
Zimbabwe rolls out Z$100tr note: It's worth about $30 now, but by the time you order dessert, it will be down to roughly $12.50.
Obama Thinks He Can Keep Blackberry After All: Please, haven't eight years of "The Boy in the Bubble" been enough?
Louisiana Senator David "DC Madam" Vitter was the only No vote on Hillary's appointment: The death of irony. It was premature.
Cheney On Whether Iraq War Was Worth The 4,500 Americans Killed: 'I Think So': SORRIEST. USE. OF. HUMANITY. EVER.
Student auctions off virginity for offers of more than £2.5 million: Or, as it's called in business school, "leveraging your assets".
It's Over: Bush Staffers Make Their Exits: We'd erupt in spontaneous cheers of unbridled joy, but we're too busy wondering if we're going to have a job at this time next week.
Blackwell: GOP Must Defeat Job-Creating Stimulus Because It Will Ruin GOP's Election Chances: Yeah, because if Barack Obama is successful in pulling the economy out of the toilet, the GOP will NEVER get back into power. Uh, wait...that's a bad thing??
Iranian Cleric Attacks Obama's Dog Search: OK, dickweed...Penn Jillette would like to have a word with you: SHUT. THE. (&^%. UP.. If only I could play this on an endless loop.