PRESIDENT TAKES ON RUSH LIMBAUGH IN NEW MEDIA WAR: Leadership. Wee haz it.
Disgraced pastor faces more gay sex accusations: Ted Haggard has the gay. FABULOUS....
Troops to enjoy beer and pizza Super Bowl, courtesy of Lincolnwood business: 4,032 12-ounce bottles of Schlitz...really, haven't our troops suffered enough??
Bush Gives Fist-Bump Goodbye To Official Photographer: A question for E.D. Hill: was that a "terrorist fist jab"??
Controversial CBO Report On Stimulus Touted By GOP Turns Out Not To Exist: WHAT??? Republicans lie? For political advantage?? Oh, say it ain't so, Joe....
MSNBC: NSA regularly spied on US journalists, media outlets: Freedom of the press. Wee haz it. I think.
Former NSA Analyst: NSA 'Monitored All Communications' Of Americans, Targeted Journalists: PLEASE tell me someone will be going to jail for this....
Blagojevich: I'm the victim of plot to raise taxes: And I'm the Queen Of England. What's your point??
254 hours worked in one day? You paid: Man, I'm in the wrong damn line of work....
Texas mom pleads guilty after dead baby found in luggage: Yeah, she should have probably put the dead baby in a carry-on bag....
Fury over 'drunken negro' cookies: Racism. Yep. Wee still haz it.
Two simple words for the Republicans from Obama: "I won.": Yes you did...and this country is a far better place for it.T