The battle to keep adware on your PC: It seems that being a complete douchebag and devoid of anything resembling morals or ethics can be quite profitable. Who knew??
Foxman: George Mitchell is too 'fair' and 'even-handed' to serve as Middle East envoy: Yeah, because everyone knows that the only sure way to success and peace in the Middle East is to be a complete, narrow-minded douchebag.
Lobbyists Who Pay $25,000 Get To Mingle With GOP At Luxury Resort Next Week: And for an extra $5,000 they'll throw in a hooker, two grams of Bolivian marching poweder, a pair of kneepads, and a tube of Astroglide.
Aretha's Giant Hat: Were you like me? Worried that the...uh, thing...on Aretha Franklin's head was going to suck her brains out before she finished singing? BRRAAIIINNNZZZZZZ!!!!
More bad economic news: Unemployment claims "surged last week": Once again, a group larger than that of the entire population of Montana is out on their collective ass. Feel free to thank a Republican.
Is a woman's virginity worth $3.8 million?: That depends. Are you the one writing the check?
Inhofe Declares Victory Over The U.N.-MoveOn-Soros Global Warming Conspiracy: I've Prevailed: Let me just state for the record that, even for a Republican, James Inhofe is a (&^%$#@ idiot. Can I get an "AMEN!" from the congregation??
SLIDESHOW: The Bidens' Inauguration Night PDA: Are you thinking what I am? That you wouldn't kick Jill Biden out of bed? Does that make me a bad person??
Wife murdered for Facebook status: Yeah, but what really sent him off the deep end was the never-ending stream of "Li'l Green Patch" requests....
State Department staffers compare Rice to Wicked Witch of the West: Ah, a little cult of personality goes a long ways, no??
Obama on Roe v. Wade: "I remain committed to protecting a woman's right to choose.": Finally, a President who doesn't believe that women are property.
Glenn Beck freaks out about the missing Bible at Obama's do-over swearing in: Yep, leave it to the Dumbest F---ing Human Being on the Fact of the Planet © for taking offense where none is warranted.