Army investigates recruiter suicides: Fifty percent of recruiter suicides since 2001 happened in Houston. Man, I can attest to the fact that living in Houston sucks, but even I didn't think it was THIS bad.
Palin ends year with yet another media tirade: Shouldn't Sarah Palin be yesterday's news by now.
Ann Coulter Slams Michelle Obama In New Book: And what, I wonder, makes Coulter think she could even carry Mrs. Obama's panties?
Gallup: 48% of Americans spend more than an hour on the internet each day: And most of that time is spent looking for pictures of Ann Coulter naked....
Bush Administration Trying To Make It Easier To Turn Forests Into Housing Subdivisions: Pave Paradise, make it a parking lot...apologies to Joni Mitchell. Yet another last-minute rule change. Do these bastards have no shame? Like I even need to answer that....
The Biggest Political Gaffes of 2008: How else could you get Jesse Jackson, John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Joe the Plumber into the same story?
Forgotten Scandals of 2008: Thanks to the Department of the Interior for leaving us with the mental image of snorting crystal meth off a toaster oven...and SO much more!
Charity homes built by Hollywood start to crumble: Gentleman, start your lawyers...because no good deed goes unpunished.
The SA Today: Yes, the rumors ARE true. Something Awful has purchased USA Today in a stock-for-snark swap.
Detroit lawyer gets 5-cent IRS bill, 4-cent refund: And then it gets weird. Yeah, we're from the government...and we're here to...oh, never mind....
Woman on a Mission to Marry in 52 Weeks: Uh, it's a relationship...not a job interview.
Holiday kindness may have cost woman her job: No good deed goes unpunished. Really.