America's Most Miserable Cities. Detroit Relinquished its 2007 Crown of Most Miserable City: Once again, I'm stunned that Houston isn't at the top of the list. Methinks someone needs to look a wee bit closer.
SLIDESHOW: Porn Stars In Politics: And I suppose you have a better idea??
Phelps Bong Owner Charged After Trying To Sell Piece On eBay: Only in America....
Huckabee: Stimulus is 'anti-religious': It's hard to believe that it takes someone as ostensibly intelligent as Huckabee to make the Religious Right seems like a collection of special needs students.
Scarborough Confesses: 'Perhaps We Don't Know What We're Talking About' On The Stimulus: Yeah, like that's going to stop you from holding forth and displaying your ignorance in all it's glory.
Signs welcoming Bush to Dallas neighborhood mysteriously disappearing: Well, at least someone in Dallas has some standards. Why would you want to celebrate having a war criminal move into your neighborhood?
Waunakee parents in 'an uproar' over teaching social studies in Spanish: Yeah, how long is it going to be before one of them decides to run for President??
Teens could be charged for taking things a little too far: Because, as any adult will tell you, if there's one thing teenagers enjoy more than sex, it's obeying the law.
Police raid home of Fox News employee, charge him with possession of child porn: Gee, you'd think that Fox News Channel would be ALL over this...right?? Eh, not so much....
Pranksters Hack Into NorCal Highway Message Sign: I didn't know Chuck Norris was running for President....
Fight escalates when brother hits sister with dog poo: So, you've never seen "trailer trash", "fight", and "dog poo" used in the same sentence? Well, you have now, kimosabe!
Ben Nelson's Incoherent Defense Of Slashing School Construction Funds: Which only really serves to demonstrate that there's no IQ test for serving in the Senate.