Bush Attempted To Destroy Laws Of War That Lincoln Created: It may be too late to impeach the lying bastard, but there's no statue of limitations on war crimes. Isn't about time we SERIOUSLY looked at prosecuting this sorry excuse for a human being?
Octuplet Mom Launches Website For Donations: Is it just me, or is this story becoming progressively more pathetic?
Hundreds Of Chicago Students Allegedly Beaten, Whipped By Teachers, Coaches: Who says America doesn't torture?
ABC News: Kinky Sex Is On The Rise: Is It The Internet?: Ban the Internet!! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN???
Hang-up for 'sexting' boys: Six middle-schoolers may face kid porn rap: Nothing tells me that I grew up in a different world quite like this...
Michigan Zoo charges $50 to watch animals having sex: Sometimes, you have to take inspiration where you can find it, no?
Man struck by car at Greenville Street business: And the #1 sign that your career as a car salesman might be drawing to a close: you run over a customer.
Stockton Teacher Accused Of Sex With Student: So, do teenage boys even bother trying to hook up with girls their own age anymore? Or do they just wait for female teachers to hit on them?
Stolen, Loaded Gun Found In 2nd-Graders's Desk: Man, I'd heard that schools in Pittsburgh were tough, but I had no idea things were this bad. Have a good day at school, Johnny. Here's your lunch...oh, and don't forget the heat....
For Obama, telling the truth about the economy is a "scare tactic": If you live on the Right, and you can't handle the truth, what are you left with but accusing the President of fear-mongering?
Ken Starr speaks to religious group about the legal gay-bashing strategy of Prop. 8 supporters: Because this is America, damn it, and we're free to hate and oppress whomever we choose- free speech, don'tchaknow??
The Orgasm Gap: Why Men Are Still Twice as Likely to Climax as Women: Uh, is this where I jump in and offer to make a sacrifice for the Greater Good??
