The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever: We're loving it...though it's scaring the $#!% out of us....
Falls police say woman put up racist sign: Better to be thought an ignorant racist than to put up a sign in your front yard and remove all doubt.
A McNuggets "Emergency": Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage: Well, they were out of McNuggets. What's a girl supposed to do??
Ukraine risks unrest as ills worsen: Not exactly a Chamber of Commerce moment, eh? "Ukraine: Just like living in Texas...only with way less available cash."
Dad's Teen "Stripper Pole" Party. Cops: Pennsylvania man threw alcohol-filled basement bash: Why is it that you need a license to hunt, fish, drive a car, and own a business, but any dickweed with a functioning Johnson can become a father...no questions asked??
Dem party chair: Steele's apology proves Limbaugh is leading force behind GOP: Well, I suppose that would explain why Michael Steele showed up at Limbaugh's studio this morning with lipstick, a tube of Astroglide and a pair of kneepads, eh??
Utah state senators agree that homosexuality is 'the greatest threat to America'.: There's a place where Christianity means being free to hate and marginalize those with the temerity to think, live, and love differently than you do. It's called Utah.
Blago Nabs Book Deal: The surprise is that anyone would be stupid enough to pay the idjit a six-figure advance. Like the man has anything of value to say...about anything....
Man Calls 911 In Burger Beef. Florida patron dials cops over lemonade-less combo meal: I want my lemonade...and I want it NOW, damn it!!
NY Times Gets It Right on Employee Free Choice: "The bill would take away management's ability to insist on a secret ballot election.": The biggest threat to capitalism and America's economic health and well-being? Employees demanding to be treated like human beings. G-----n unions....
Tauscher: 'A Lot Has Happened Since 1993,' Time Is Right To Repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Isn't it about time that we stopped sending the message to a particular class of Americans that they're less worthy of serving, and dying for, the country we all love?
Virginia state representative compares stimulus package to slavery: What is it about Republicans that turns otherwise decent human beings into ignorant, hateful maroons? They had their eight years...and look what it got us. It's time to lead, follow, or get the Hell off the bus, knowhutimean??
