Pam Anderson's Breast Pops Out At Fashion Week (NSFW PHOTOS): OHMIGOD!! OH, THE HUMANITY!! WHAT ABOUT THE POOR, PRECIOUS, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN??
Greg Ball, NY Politician, Finds Dead Goat With Note Attached Outside His Home: Hmm...d'ya think someone's trying to send a message??
'Idol' finals to kick off with Michael Jackson week: And you wonder why I detest "American Idol"??
Felony Charge For Craigslist Prank. Cops: Posing as ex-boyfriend, Wisconsin woman placed "talk dirty" ad: Girl, let it go, already....
'Star Wars' Director George Lucas Fully Supports Obama's Economic Approach: And why, exactly, does a hack Right-wing news site think this is newsworthy. Can George Lucas be held to have some sort of secret position of authority when it comes to advancing the evil
homosexualLiberal Agenda??Snuggie Pub Crawls: Pimp out Your Snuggie for Your Upcoming Pub Crawl - Check Out DesignerSnuggies.com: Uh, OK...this month's D-----bags Anonymous meeting will now come to order....
Teens: Security took topless photos. Store officer jailed after report of incident: Somewhere, Paul Blart is silently weeping....
Attorney: Mom recalled to Army duty is discharged: Apparently, the Army isn't big on Take Your Daughter To Work Day...in Iraq or Afghanistan. Who knew??
Salacious content driving the adoption of ebooks?: Well, jeebus...perhaps if you stopped setting your iPhone on "vibrate", stuffing it down your shorts, and asking your girlfriend to call you....
Stem-cell policy change liberating to researchers: Translation for Social Conseratives: "BABY KILLING IS LEGAL AGAIN!! WOOHOO!!!"
Tony Mandarich Fesses Up; Invented First Whizzinator: Football players using steroids?? Cue the righteous outrage in 4..3..2...oh, never mind....
Card: Health Care Is A 'Want,' Not A 'Need' -- 'Don't Have The Government Fund It': Survival of the fittest...and the wealthiest...isn't that what makes America great??
