Maryland man develops Christian salt: It's simply sea salt that's been blessed by an Episcopal priest. So, if a Black Lab peed in the salt, could it then be marketed as dog salt? And is it just me, or is the idea of "Christian salt" just about the sillest example of over-the-top religiosity imaginable??
When sex with animals is outlawed, only outlaws will have...: God God Almighty, but I do miss Texas sometimes.... ;-)
Meghan McCain Responds To Laura Ingraham's "Plus-Size" Insult [UPDATES]: As enjoyable as it is to watch Republicans eat their young, don'tcha wish that Laura Ingraham would just shut up? Man, if you can't find anything nice to say, just button it, willya? Or do you really enjoy engaging in this petty, mean-spirited bulls--t? Like I need to answer that....
Candidate Tedisco Rejects Help From National GOP: Really, with friends like this, who needs enemas??
Ann Coulter's Book Sales Head South: Far be it from me to revel in the misfortunes of another human being...but damn, karma can be a real b---h, no? Yes it can...and I'm sorry, but I want to be first in line to piss on the grave of this sorry excuse for a career. What a miserable excuse for a human being.
Jim Cramer On "Daily Show": Jon Stewart Hits Hard (VIDEO): If Bernie Madoff had a cable television show, he'd be Jim Cramer.
Naked Woman as Described in a Sci-Fi Novel: Sir, step slowly away from the keyboard...and get thee to a cold shower. Yes, kids, this is what happens when good prose goes horribly, horribly wrong. Jeebus Krispix...this is almost enough to make me swear off sex altogether....
10 Kids Drink Windshield Wiper Fluid At Daycare: Apparently, the daycare center was out of Jack Daniels, which is what they generally use to keep the kids quiet.
Man accused of wife's beheading pleads not guilty: Well, there we were, just quietly enjoying a glass of wine on the couch when her head popped off and began rolling across the floor. No, really....
Stenson Disrobes at Doral: You know, if Christie Kerr would do this on a regular basis, I'd watch a LOT more golf....
Obama's New Tack: Blaming Bush. President Points to 'Inherited' Economy: Revisionist history: the Bushbots way of letting us all know that they're not simply going to go quietly into that good night....
Babysitters Accused Of Taping Themselves Having Sex With Children: Coming soon to an eBay auction near you....
