Man wearing "I ‚ô• My Marriage" t-shirt busted for domestic battery: "I love my wife...but that didn't stop me from wanting to kill the b---h, knowhutimean??"
Russian woman held for eating friend: Surprisingly, it turns out she was quite tasty after being slow-roasted over mequite charcoal and marinated in a spicy barbecue sauce.
Meghan McCain On "The View": "Kiss My Fat A!"**: Well, thanks for the offer, but you're half my age, and...well, that's just creepy, isn't it?
Bachmann Falsely Claims Her Earmarks Were 'Very Small' Compared To 'Average' Earmark Cost For Minnesota: Michele Bachmann lying? Again? Yawn...hardly seems newsworthy anymore, eh? Jeebus, what a (&^%$#@ maroon....
Gwyneth's Advice For Joaquin: "Live In The Projects... Get Some Authenticity": And stop the Andy Kaufman schtick, willya? It's just stupid...and creepy.
No Mention Of Iraq In Bush's Presidential Library Bio: Yeah, right; you were a "War President". We get that. How 'bout explaining why you're so heavily involved in revisionist history?
JournoList: Inside the echo chamber: Ever wonder where those of who are card-carrying members of the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy © get out marching orders??
In e-mail blast, Ingraham calls Meghan McCain a 'useful idiot.': Memo to Ms. Ingraham: grow up...and shut up. You bore me.
West Texas man rescued from dog food silo: You know, it takes a LOT to render me speechless, but...I got nothin'....
Texas jail was an Animal House, authorities say: Somewhere, John Belushi is smiling....
Fox News Edits Clip To Suggest That Biden Recently Declared 'Fundamentals Of The Economy Are Strong': The truth? Well, that's easy, silly...it's whatever you can make the videotape say, don'tchaknow??
HPD: Angry mistress killed boyfriend with broken bottle: OK, guys; here's yet another reason why fidelity is a good thing. It's one thing when your wife is pissed off with you. It's quite another when your jealous, clingy, emotionally unstable mistress gets in on the jealousy act.