Libertarians Gone Wild- Ron Paul's insane cameo in the upcoming Bruno movie: In a five-minute scene, comedian Cohen tries--and fails--to seduce the Texas congressman and former Republican presidential candidate in a Washington hotel room. Hmm...wouldn't YOU pay to see this?? I know I would.
In Thin Air of the Alps, Swiss Secrecy Is Vanishing: I'd have to think that shrinkage would be a serious risk, no??
Top 10 worst Irish accents on film: Uh, no it's apparently not as easy as you might think....
Turkey's Science Board Censors Darwin: Hmm...are Ankara and Austin, TX, sister cities??
Saudi Women Must Still Buy Their Bras And Undies From Men: Apparently, the most socially Conservative society in the world is also the creepiest.
Iraqi Soccer Player Killed By Fan During Game-Tying Shot: He shoots!! He scores!! Eh, not so much....
China's last eunuch spills sex secrets: Ouch...I think I'll be reading this with my legs crossed.
GOP Senator Grassley: AIG "Sucking The Tit Of The Taxpayer": Ewww...now I'm going to be spending the rest of the day trying to get this mental picture out of my mind. Yikes....
Portfolio Exposes Sarah Palin's Alaska Pipeline Failures: Hmm...let's see...how 'bout we just take out "Pipeline"...and, yeah, that's much better, don'tchathink??
At G20, Kremlin to Pitch New Currency: Fire up the One World Government conspiracy theories in 4...3...2....
Russia Orders Large-Scale Rearmament, Renewal Of Nuclear Arsenal: Uh, 1961 called; they want their Cold War back.
National debt hits record $11 trillion: A trillion here. A trillion there. Pretty soon you're talking about real money, eh?