Do you qualify for Glenn Beck's revolution?: Would you like to become a rabid, knuckle-dragging follower of The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet © ?? Who wouldn't, eh??
Firms Giving Bailout Money To Politicians As Campaign Donations: Regardless of where it originates, money is STILL the mother's milk of politics, no?
Kristol Complains That Obama's Iran Message Is 'Weak' And 'Embarrassing': Really, why should we bother talking to Iran when we have the firepower to turn the country into a parking lot?
O'Reilly: If Cheney had 'an assassination squad,' he would have killed Seymour Hersh 'a long time ago.': Memo to Bill-O: if Keith Olbermann had one, he would have taken you out a long time ago.
Woman turns husband hunt into art project: A woman plans to sleep with 10 men and keep one of them as an art project? No, despite what you might have heard, I was NOT one of the ten.
Parking meter rate hike sparks a rebellion: Greetings from the Law of Unintended Consequences.
Octomom Nadya Suleman says name of her babies' dad is safe: Don't be looking at me; I was nowhere near the place....
Staten Island man awarded $22.5M in polio case: You see, this is exactly why guys should never change diapers.
'He really is dead': Son takes his father's ashes to the doctor to stop endless appointment reminders: Yeah, but how do we know that's REALLY him??
Spitzer Madam: I Dated A-Rod, Provided Him With Hookers: Man, it must REALLY suck to be Alex Rodriguez these days. 'Course, for $25 million a year, I think I could find a way to cope, knowhutimean??
Facebook And Kids: Are Their Brains Ready for Social Networking?: Kids? What about adults??
Venezuela's Chavez calls Obama "ignoramus": And you just know that everyone takes Hugo Chavez at his word, no? After all, he's
a (&^%$#@ moronone of this generation's leading intellects.