GOP LEADER SKIPPED OBAMA FOR BRITNEY CONCERT: Oops...he did it again! Now there's a fine example of inspired, committed leadership, eh?
Fox Business anchor compares tax on AIG bonuses to sexual abuse: Today's news is brought to you by the Society Of Self-Important Ignorami Blinded By Their Own Self-Professed Brilliance.
TENT CITY, U.S.A.: Here we are, the self-styled most powerful and prosperous country in the world...and we're OK with Americans living in tents. Welcome to beautiful downtown
HoovervilleBushville.US sperm bank offers stimulus deals: There's a joke in here, but it just seems WAY too obvious....
CNN's Ed Henry tries to explain his "interaction" with Obama (because only 40 million people saw it): And this, kids, is how you spin getting smacked down by the President of the United States. Ed Henry isn't a fool and a tool, he's a heroic representative of Americans who want to see their leaders asked the tough questions. Right.... No, actually he's a fool and a tool. You just got owned by the President, dude!! STFU!!
Michael Steele Open To Running For President, Claims Limbaugh Blow-Up Was Planned: Oh, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE run for President!! It would be so enjoyable to watch Steele get crushed and embarrassed, wouldn't it?? And you wonder why the GOP is such a (&^%$#@ mess....
Overcome Porn Addiction By Going To Boot Camp: Uh, you say "porn addiction" like it's a bad thing....
Alaska Legislators Taking Stimulus Money In Blow To Palin: Alaska Legislature to Governor Palin: "(&^% you!!"
A Detailed Analysis of America's Situation in Cartoon Form: Just in case y'all can't be bothered to pay attention long enough to try to figure things out on your own....
O'Reilly Lashes Back At ThinkProgress: 'They're Insects': And you, possess the intellect and the decency of an insect. What's your point??
KUB bucket truck crew rescues dog from tree: No, despite what you might think, it wasn't a dogwood tree.
Canada objects to France's claim on coastal waters: French troops invade Newfoundland. Or not. Where in the Hell is Newfoundland??
