Criticism over Obama invite mounts at Notre Dame: Yes, so he's not George W. Bush. Get over it.
UPS Announces It Will Stop Advertising On Bill O'Reilly's Show: Because sometimes you just have to stand up and say that enough is too much.
Bobcat Walks Into Arizona Bar, Attacks Patrons: Yeah, I know it sounds like the setup line for a joke....
Rep. Issa pushing to limit first lady's power to 'protect' her 'historic role.': What power? And don't pretend this isnt about hating Michelle Obama. There's no salary, and her power and authority is purely moral in nature. No, Darrell Issa wants Michelle Obama to know her place: Shut Up And Look Pretty
Touting Her Currency Conspiracy, Bachmann Insists: 'This Is Not Michele Bachmann Being A Kook': No, it's Michele Bachmann being a complete and total wackjob.
Reid: Justice Roberts Lied To Us: Uh, don't tell me that you're surprised that an arch-Conservative nominated by George W. Bush would lie in order to weasel his way into a lifetime sinecure??
South Carolina unemployment surges to 11 percent: Gov. Mark Sanford to South Carolina: )*&^ you; we don't need federal stimulus money. A REAL American would suck it up and find another job....
Airport Security Says Disabled Man Isn't "In Possession Of" His Luggage: As if being disabled isn't bad enough, now an impotent TSA thug has decided that people in wheelchairs are a threat to the American flying public. Nice work, DUMB@$$....
Reid To Critics Of 'Moderate' Democrats: You're 'Very Unwise And Not Helpful': How 'bout we just call "Conservadems" what they are: REPUBLICANS. And how 'bout y'all just lead, follow, or GET THE HELL OFF THE BUS??
F-bomb charge dropped: Planning on a trip to Galveston, TX? Remember to leave your potty mouth at home, 'kay?? Just staying....
Watch out, world -- it's Groomzilla!: Can a reality show be far behind??
Police: Cash, Bong Taken In Home Invasion: Let's hope the thieves at least had the decency to leave the weed behind.