Easy economics through the eyes of nurse Helga: "Helga! I love you. Would you like to enter into a long-term contractual agreement, declaring that we will exchange material and sentimental goods?" Nah, let's just swap bodily fluids before they fully depreciate....
French Pole Vaulter Runs Through Paris Naked: THIS is why I love the Internet. Where else could you find stuff like this, eh??
PHOTOS: Hillary Clinton's Top 10 Most Promising Fashion Statements: Hmm...somehow I think Colin Powell never had to deal with this sort of crap.
GOP leader Rush Limbaugh wants to change the word "dike" because it makes him uncomfortable when talking about the flooding in N. Dakota: Yeah, I know; Rush Limbaugh's a (&^%$#@ moron. Like that's going to stop him....
McConnell: Bush was a 'millstone' around Republicans' necks: And yet you followed him slavishly for eight years....
Kristol on whether he owes the American public an apology for hyping Iraq WMD claims: 'No.': Well, you just might owe something resembling an apology to the families of the more than 4200 Americans who've returned home from Iraq in flag-draped boxes.
Glenn Beck: "I'm A Rodeo Clown": AND The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Planet ©.
Palin's AG Pick Called Gays "Degenerates": Because if you're not White, Christian, AND Republican, you ain't $#!t.
Petraeus: I don't agree with Cheney that Obama has made the country more unsafe: Memo to Vlad the Impaler ©: it's time to retire in shame to your secure, undisclosed location. Please.
GOP Sen Threatens "World War III" If Dems Try To Seat Al Franken: Because democracy is acceptable only so long as it provides results you find acceptable, right?
Urine-Soaked Coins Used To Pay $206 Traffic Ticket: Gee, d'ya think someone was trying to make a statement? Or perhaps we're just talking about some serious unresolved anger management issues?
Waterboarding Of CIA's First High-Value Captive Led To False Leads: But...America doesn't torture...right??
