Hannity Offers To Be Waterboarded For Charity: And I'll offer to waterboard the d-----bag for charity. It's the least I can do, no?
Texans stock up on guns: 'Cuz Barack Obama is planning to take away their guns, don'tchaknow?
Shepard Smith Uncensored: "We Are America, We Do Not F--king Torture!": Guess what? Denying reality doesn't make it any less true. Whether or not you choose to believe it, America DOES torture...and people like Shepard Smith only make things worse.
Houston's mosquito forecast: Get ready to swat plenty: Ask me how much I miss Houston....
Jon Stewart Diagnoses Rove, Cheney With 'Balzheimer's' Disease: Side effects include delusions of grandeur and relevance, an inflated sense of personal worth, and the belief that you actually have something positive to add to the public discourse.
Houston, We Have A Solution: Let Texas Secede: John Galt lives...in Houston.
First Homo Leagues Player Shatters MLB Sexuality Barrier: As long as you can hit a curve ball, no one will ask OR tell.
Texas retailers top source for weapons smuggled to Mexico: Guns don't kill people; Texans selling guns kill people.
Meghan McCain Slams Cheney, Rove: "You Had Your Eight Years--Go Away": Damn straight. You had your time, you screwed the pooch. STFU and go away.
Perry: Leno makes up his jokes!!!: NO!! And all this time I'd been thinking that Jay Leno was an authoritative resource....