Men In Shorts: Should Obama Wear Them?: Nice to know we've solved all the pressing problems that once faced this country, eh??
Poll: 79% approve of Michelle Obama: And why does this even matter?
Chrysler Reaches Concession Deal With UAW: Chrysler to UAW: Drop trou and grab yer ankles. Here comes da science....
Couple caught down and dirty in Dumpster: You know, I can be rather creative about this sort of thing, but I think you should probably believe me when I tell you that I will never- EVER- have sex in a dumpster.
Powerful earthquake rocks tall buildings in Mexico City: Wow...can famine, pestilence, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse...can the Anti-Christ be far behind??
Jon Meacham's subservient defense of monarchical power: To quote the immortal David Broder, "When poor and ordinary Americans who commit crimes are prosecuted and imprisoned, that is Justice. When the same thing is done to Washington elites, that is Ugly Retribution."
Mia Farrow Hunger Strike: Too bad no one gives a damn about anything Mia Farrow does, eh?
Washington Post columnist Robert Samuelson: 'There's no evidence CO2 is harmful.': Memo to Robert Samuelson: parroting Right-wing talking powers and channeling Michele Bachmann is no substitute for solid scientific evidence. Or do you just not care about the truth?
SNAP ANALYSIS-Flu could boost gov't intervention further: Cue the righteous outrage of millions of teabaggers in 4...3...2....
Boehner: I Only Want To Declassify Those Documents That Help My Party And Me Politically: Hypocrisy: the one truly reliable Republican characteristic.